This week in Mallard Fillmore, Mallard gives free, helpful advice on “Halloween costumes to avoid” !


    Restaurants have to provide those “nutrition facts” that nobody reads; I’m providing, coercion-free, a handy field guide to what NOT TO WEAR this Halloween, effortlessly spanning categories including the trite, the overly complicated, the too-scary and, of course, the ones that might offend the Habitually Offended Community.

And, yeah…there’s the obligatory Trump one…


One thought on “DON’T WEAR THIS!!!

  1. Bruce and Mallard, Your scary example of the costume depicting the Wicked Witch of Washington truly is one of the scariest I have ever seen.

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